“Since This Is Spinal Tap, this method has produced some of the most amusing showbiz craziness.”
Sacramento News and Review

The text you’re viewing right now is referred to as “flap copy.” This is where the 72,444 words of my most recent book are reduced to suit this space. But how can one go about doing so? Do you reveal crucial plot points, such as the one near the end of the book when the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and yells, “The killer is Mr. Potter”?
I have much too much respect for you as an inattentive customer to try such a blatant trick. But let’s not get carried away. You’ve already purchased the book, so you can either:
A. recognize me B. admired the stylish smoking jacket I’m wearing on the cover C. I recently noticed that the bookshop restroom is completely devoid of toilet paper.
Is it a follow-up to my memoir If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Unfortunately, no, which made writing much more difficult. My publisher claims that I haven’t “done” enough since 2001 to deserve another memoir.
Is it considered a “autobiographical novel”? Yes. I’m the story’s main character, and I’m a real person, and everything in the book happened, except for the stuff that didn’t.
The plot revolves around my preparations for a key role in an A-list romance film. Let’s Have Some Fun! But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the “B movie virus,” symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting.
From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics.
Regards,
Bruce “Don’t Call Me Ash” Campbell

Praise for Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

“It’s a great, goofy what-if.”
—-Entertainment Weekly

“Ultimately, Make Love is a Bruce Campbell novel, starring Bruce Campbell, written for Bruce Campbell fans for whom Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. They’ll no doubt find Campbell’s latest endeavor nothing short of—-to quote one of his most famous characters—-groovy.”
—-The Onion

“One of the most delightfully deranged experiences you’ll have reading this year. Hail to the king, baby.”
—-Rue Morgue