RJ – Rich Jerk Program

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Hey Loser!

I bet you’ll NEVER make money like me.

Because I’m an internet multi-millionaire, and I’m better than you.

Let’s get something straight. If you haven’t made money online by now, IT’S YOUR FAULT. In fact, I guarantee that most of the people reading this right now will never make a dime. Because they’re just too fuckin dumb!

And I’m so sick of all these touchy feely guru assholes who say you can “manifest” money with positive thinking…

Well guess what Einstein?

That shjt doesn’t work.

Or how about the guys up on stage at some stupid seminar saying you just need to ‘TAKE ACTION?”

They make me wanna puke.

I do the opposite of what they say and I make millions.

And to the people who say money can’t buy happiness?

Well… I’m pretty fuckin happy!

Listen, your pathetic life is about to change because I’m gonna GIVE you access to all of my dirty little secrets. Just to see what you’ll do with it.

Chances are, you won’t do jack shit.

But… maybe you’ll surprise me…

I’m gonna show you EXACTLY how I make my millions online.

Without any complicated bullshit.

It’s so easy…

…even a retard can do it.

And while we’re on the subject of who I don’t want to talk to… if you’re an old fart, you should leave too. Because if you haven’t made money by 65, you’re a lost cause grandpa.

Just go back to the nursing home and have someone change your diaper or whatever.

Now, if you’re still here, pay attention…

Because I’m going to reveal EXACTL Y how to make MASSIVE income online.

All you have to do is COPY me. I’ve helped thousands of losers like you.

Anyway, let’s get to it, cuz I don’t have time for this shit.

Rule # 1

Go Where the Money Already Is.

I make BANK from two of the largest websites in the world – Facebook and Google.

Google gets 3.5 Billion searches EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Facebook has 936 Million users EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Even a small piece of that pie is worth HUGE money.

And I grab my piece in a way that nobody else does.

My method is SIMPLE. It’s GENIUS. And it’s EVERGREEN.

This is not some stupid “hack” or loophole.

This is long-term.

You’re gonna be pissed off that you didn’t figure this out sooner, because its been quietly sitting there right in front of you for years.

Rule #2

Copy a Person Who Is Already Successful.

If you try to figure things out yourself, you’re an idiot.

My success has always been based on modeling other successful people… and then putting my own unique twist on it.

That is how to get rich.

Rule #3

You Are Not Your Past.

Even though you’ve been a loser up until now, you can change that at any time and wipe the slate clean. Something brought you here today – you’re not satisfied with something.

The question is, are you gonna do anything about it?

Probably not… but some people WILL

Rule #4

Winners Do What Losers Aren’t Willing To Do.

I made my first $100k online 15 years ago, all in ONE DAY.

But it took me 9 months of work, leading up to that 6 figure payday.

While you were farting around, I was pulling all-nighters, trying to figure out how to make big money.

There was nobody showing me the way.

There was no “system”.

But failure wasn’t an option for me.

And I made it BIG.

My system is ONLY for people who are ready to take a chance on themselves.

Whiners and cry-babies get outta here.

Rule #5

You Are EXACTLY Where You Want To Be.

In 1999, a man named Stuart K. Robinson told me that.

Once I wrapped my head around the idea, it became the most important phrase of my life. Because we are all exactly where we want to be.

If your life sucks, ITS YOUR FAULT.

Because you have allowed and accepted every circumstance in your pathetic life.

If you want something more, you need to DO WHATEVER IT TAKES to change it.

If you want money, go get some.

If you don’t, just go away. It’s as simple as that.

You’re getting my own personal system showing you EXACTLY how to make BANK.

You can’t get this shit anywhere else.

You’ll learn DIRECTLY from me, and some of my personal most trusted advisors.

These guys are rockstars at making things easy to understand, especially for losers like you.

If you think I’m gonna hook you up with some lame-assed webinar series, e-book or DVD set, showing how “YOU TOO” can turn that frown upside down – like your favorite wet-noodle guru… I’ve got some bad news.

The fecal matter being packaged as “products” these days, by a bunch of fake-it-til-you-make-it wannabe hucksters, is nauseating. That crap should be sold in aisle 7 of your local grocery store as a sleep aid, doubling as a gag gift for parties.

/ only create stuff that KICKS ASS and gets rave reviews.

That’s why I have about a bazilllon testimonials from REAL customers.

I’ve got the goods, and everybody knows it.

In fact, based on my reputation alone, you should buy my shit sight unseen.

But for the sake of any cry-baby whiners out there, here’s a little taste of what’s Inside…

The most profitable, easiest to implement ninja SEO strategy EVER shared -> no hacks, no loopholes.

• Newbies will be up and running with a profitable website In no time, WITHOUT any prior SEO knowledge – even If you have no idea how to make a website. It takes just 15 minutes to get started and Is broken down Into simple step by step Instructions that even my autistic nephew can understand.
• Quickly skip ahead to Module 4 (aka the secret sauce) If you already make over $1 Ok per month. Be prepared to have a braln-gasm because experienced SEO’s will Instantly go “next level”. If you can’t hit 6 figures a month with this, you should be ashamed of yourself.
• An outslde-the-box approach that has netted 7 figures and worked for over 2 years, up to and Including present day.
• This ridiculously brilliant approach easily survives all Google updates. In fact Google LOVES this otherwise-unknown strategy.
• Two multl-6 figure LIVE case study sites are shared with over 4,000 keyword rankings.
• This method has NEVER been shared publicly.
• 24/7 support Is provided for any of your stupid questions.

Part 2 (taught by a guy named John who looks homeless)

Follow along as a reclusive $400,000 per month Facebook earner & marketing genius spills his guts with profitable case study after case study.

All you have to do Is COPY him.

• Even the most experienced Facebook gurus have no clue when it comes to what is shared here.
• Mega profits in weird niches (like insects), in a matter of minutes.
• This is not selling t-shirts, or anything you have ever seen.
• From beginner level to expert, everything is covered from A to Z.
• Beta testers of this method have gone from zero to $28,000 per month. This shit is life-changing.
• You may end up with an unruly beard that smells of old milk, while wearing a poop-stained wife-beater, cruising around in your Ferrari.

Part 3: (taught by an Asian guy named Pyong, who pronounces “Cadillac” like this: “Cadarak”)

The ultimate “launch-jacker” reveals for the first time exactly how he makes 7 figures without an email list.

• This down & dirty method results in Instant sales & cash with an ugly website that a 6 year old could build.
• Case studies show the unfair advantage in action, resulting in a top 5 finish for multiple product launches for guys like Eben Pagan, Dan Kennedy and Brendon Burchard.
• If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, it doesn’t matter – This is the quickest way to make big money online – period.
• Results in as little as 3 days, allowing you to buy all of the Chinese food that you’ve ever dreamed of.

Part 4: (Everything Else That’s Awesome)

This bonus section is made up of guest appearances by several no-name, underground rockstars.

(and a few BIG NAME guys)

• Some of the smartest people I know, revealing little-known golden nuggets that haven’t been shared elsewhere for less than $10,000
• How to crush It on Amazon, from a guy doing over $10 million/year.
• Kick-ass email secrets for building a list of rabid buyers In any niche.
• Mega-profitable T-shirt campaigns from a dude named “Bank” – I’m not even joking.

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